The Sun Sets on The Cyclopan Empire

The Sun Sets on The Cyclopan Empire

Today is a day that will live in infamy. I'm sad to report that our foe was far too great for the Cyclopan Empire. I took a trip through the nether to examine what lay beyond its purple, shimmery lusty exterior. What I found horrified me...

Fountains of lava, towers of dark stone, and DONKEYS. Yes, the most sinful creature of them all dwells just beyond the purple door. I cannot compete with the likes of these monsters, yet...

While our church has been bombarded, exploded, and pilfered, we will not go down without a fight. While the end of our current empire may be near, we will rise from the ashes, stronger. I leave now in search of solitude where I will plot my revenge against the evil which festers at the heart of our realm. 

Maybe I'll settle somewhere in the mountains. Rest assured I will be back. I will be back.

Ashton, Ex-High Priestess of the Church of Cyclopa, Current Master of Yeti Handling at the Mountain Church of Cyclopa Which Does Not Exist. 

There's A Thief in Our Midst

There's A Thief in Our Midst

I am sad to say that today must start on a somber and vengeful note. As I logged onto the server for our Friday service, I noticed a disturbing disappearance!

Did you see it?! THE DONATION BOX HAS BEEN STOLEN! The door to the secret passage (which doesn't exist) was left ajar, and the church's goods pilfered. There was only one way for us to respond.

The temple's exterior has been revamped, and the entryway has been set on fire...

Impressive no? Through connections to the great spirit realm of The Cyclops (The Nether) I have obtained blocks that will never stop burning! I will erect a windmill of corpses to commemorate this failure! Until that point, I have constructed a room for the thief, when we catch him. 

That's right thief! You will bathe in lava! Any information on the thief will be met with much gold. Please leave any anonymous tips at the church, and our great inquisition squad will follow on any leads.

Until next time, The Cyclops plays a bass guitar made of thief entrails...

--Ashton, Wizard of the Inquisition Squad of Death and Righteous Justice