There's A Thief in Our Midst
I am sad to say that today must start on a somber and vengeful note. As I logged onto the server for our Friday service, I noticed a disturbing disappearance!
Did you see it?! THE DONATION BOX HAS BEEN STOLEN! The door to the secret passage (which doesn't exist) was left ajar, and the church's goods pilfered. There was only one way for us to respond.
The temple's exterior has been revamped, and the entryway has been set on fire...
Impressive no? Through connections to the great spirit realm of The Cyclops (The Nether) I have obtained blocks that will never stop burning! I will erect a windmill of corpses to commemorate this failure! Until that point, I have constructed a room for the thief, when we catch him.
That's right thief! You will bathe in lava! Any information on the thief will be met with much gold. Please leave any anonymous tips at the church, and our great inquisition squad will follow on any leads.
Until next time, The Cyclops plays a bass guitar made of thief entrails...
--Ashton, Wizard of the Inquisition Squad of Death and Righteous Justice
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