The Sun Sets on The Cyclopan Empire
Today is a day that will live in infamy. I'm sad to report that our foe was far too great for the Cyclopan Empire. I took a trip through the nether to examine what lay beyond its purple, shimmery lusty exterior. What I found horrified me...
Fountains of lava, towers of dark stone, and DONKEYS. Yes, the most sinful creature of them all dwells just beyond the purple door. I cannot compete with the likes of these monsters, yet...
While our church has been bombarded, exploded, and pilfered, we will not go down without a fight. While the end of our current empire may be near, we will rise from the ashes, stronger. I leave now in search of solitude where I will plot my revenge against the evil which festers at the heart of our realm.
Maybe I'll settle somewhere in the mountains. Rest assured I will be back. I will be back.
Ashton, Ex-High Priestess of the Church of Cyclopa, Current Master of Yeti Handling at the Mountain Church of Cyclopa Which Does Not Exist.