Idols, Donations, and Unwise Zealotry
On the second day I was disappointed to find that flocks of the unenlightened had not begun to congregate at the church, but the cyclops works in mysterious ways, we must allow it to test our faith. In any case, we received our first donation from someone who apparently does not understand the meaning of generous...
In the donation box were five pieces of zombie flesh, I mean don't get me wrong, I ate them, and they were delicious (the icon looked like smoked salmon, I feel fine! Brains?), but this is not what the church had in mind. If we are to continue to expand we need offerings of gold, silver, and if it's going to be flesh, make it that of the innocent (tastes less like zombie).
Seeing that these paltry donations were the only thing the church was receiving, I took matters into my own hands. Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of the unrighteous like river idols right?!
Over the next few days I will continue to erect more of these homages to our wise and supreme lord, to ensure that his presence is well known throughout the land.
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| "The Cyclops rewards the generous. The Book of Cyclops 13:1" |
Each idol will have small donation box, bearing inscriptions from the holy text of The Book of Cyclops. As soon as we get the red stone donations we need we will be hosting our first annual telethon as well!
--Grand High Master Archon of The Church, Ashton
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| A view of the valley of Cyclopa |
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