Obelisks, to Welcome the Lost
I realize it has been a few days since my last post. Fear not! We are still working to build a better Cyclopa, and that road starts with the elimination of public enemy number one. Who is this ne'er-do-well you ask? I am referring of course to the mobile, explosive, pickle man.
I spotted him just outside the church gardens. Rest assured that he was dealt with and given the burial he deserved (a long drop into a pit for sinners that definitely doesn't exist (YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!)).
In response to so many attacks I decided that it was time for a visible and firm reminder that we are strong, and what better way to say that than a glorious obelisk to watch over the land?
The great obelisk to commemorate The Cyclops's unending power was erected, and given friendly wooden signs to attract strangers!
In short, the church of Cyclopa is ever expanding, and ever closer to reaching our ultimate goal (throwing the server owner into a pit as a sacrifice to the one true cyclops...). Today I leave you with a beautiful picture of our valley, and a reminder: The Cyclops sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...
--Ashton (The Fearless Leader of Cult and Sacrificial Pit Construction)
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